绿卡名额就是卵子
申请人就是精子
不过精子数目远远超过卵子
每月排期就是月经
奥本海默就是卵巢
VB就是子宫
每个月到了那几天，没排卵的话，大家就一遍遍的刷子宫
有一次卵巢被大家逼急了，排卵期紊乱，排了又拿回去
于是精子们上街游行，卵巢只好再次排卵
卵巢生气了，说：你们要玩3P可以，不过要步调一致才行
精子们能跟卵子遇上的可能性是随机的
有的遇上了，就好像早早孕试纸那样，喊“绿了!”
没遇上的只好算了，下个月继续努力
有的精子比较惨，锻炼了很久的身体，结果发现进了BEC，大叫一声：shit!
更多的精子凑在一起，互相鼓励：你看，过了眼前这层杜蕾斯，卵子就到手了
国会的议员说了，要在这层杜蕾斯上戳三个洞呢
不过他们进进出出的，爽完了就软了
精子里有干劲的说：我们来到这里，不就是为了跟卵子结合吗？
也有的精子哭了，说：我现在只能算半个人了

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I asked God:    Question - What the hell is USCIS doing?
God replied:    Son, Hell is Satan's domain, go ask him.
I asked Satan:  What the fucking job is USCIS doing?
Satan replied:  How did you know USCIS is fucking in Hell? That is supposed to be FBI top secret!
I asked FBI:    What is the stupid USCIS doing?
FBI replied:    Who is USCIS? I need to run a name check on this fella.

You were in a room, no doors no windows, how did you get out?

---Same way I got in.

 

You were in a room, no doors no windows, there’s a chainsaw and a table, how did you get out?

---You cut up the table in half with the chainsaw, two halfs make a whole (hole),how you go.