绿卡名额就是卵子
申请人就是精子
不过精子数目远远超过卵子
每月排期就是月经
奥本海默就是卵巢
VB就是子宫
每个月到了那几天，没排卵的话，大家就一遍遍的刷子宫
有一次卵巢被大家逼急了，排卵期紊乱，排了又拿回去
于是精子们上街游行，卵巢只好再次排卵
卵巢生气了，说：你们要玩3P可以，不过要步调一致才行
精子们能跟卵子遇上的可能性是随机的
有的遇上了，就好像早早孕试纸那样，喊“绿了!”
没遇上的只好算了，下个月继续努力
有的精子比较惨，锻炼了很久的身体，结果发现进了BEC，大叫一声：shit!
更多的精子凑在一起，互相鼓励：你看，过了眼前这层杜蕾斯，卵子就到手了
国会的议员说了，要在这层杜蕾斯上戳三个洞呢
不过他们进进出出的，爽完了就软了
精子里有干劲的说：我们来到这里，不就是为了跟卵子结合吗？
也有的精子哭了，说：我现在只能算半个人了

--
I asked God:    Question - What the hell is USCIS doing?
God replied:    Son, Hell is Satan's domain, go ask him.
I asked Satan:  What the fucking job is USCIS doing?
Satan replied:  How did you know USCIS is fucking in Hell? That is supposed to be FBI top secret!
I asked FBI:    What is the stupid USCIS doing?
FBI replied:    Who is USCIS? I need to run a name check on this fella.

You were in a room, no doors no windows, how did you get out?

---Same way I got in.

 

You were in a room, no doors no windows, there’s a chainsaw and a table, how did you get out?

---You cut up the table in half with the chainsaw, two halfs make a whole (hole),how you go.

 

 

 

 

不多说了，看歌词吧（全版本的），还有感兴趣的可以去查查PEACHES这个神人。我只能无语。

oh my God

Pink:
Put me on the table
Make me say your name
If I can't remember
Then give me all your pain
I can sit and listen
Or I can make you scream
Kiss it and make it better
Just put your trust in me

Oh my God, go a little slower
Oh my God, what was that again
L da da, let me feel you baby
Let me in, 'cause I understand
Let me feel you baby
'Cause I understand

Peaches:
I understand all
Now climb my sugar walls
Problem solved it's dissolved
with the solvent known as spit
Lickity lick not too quick it's a
Slick ride make my mink slide
'Cause we're all pink inside

Pink:
This can be really easy
It doesn't have to be hard
Here baby let me show you
I'll have ya, climbing up the walls
You got all the problems (you got all the problems)
I think that I can solve (I'll be your therapy)
Why don't you come in here baby
Why don't we sit and talk

Oh my God, go a little slower
Oh my God, what was that again
L da da, let me feel you baby
Let me in, 'cause I understand
Let me feel you baby
'Cause I understand

Peaches:
You like the top and the bottom
You made a drop and then caught 'em
And when you rock then you've got 'em
Oh my God 'em oh my God 'em

Pink:
Let me feel you baby
'Cause I understand

Peaches:
You like the top and the bottom
You made a drop and then caught 'em
And when you rock then you've got 'em
Oh my God 'em oh my God 'em

Pink:
Let me feel you baby
'Cause I understand

Peaches:
I understand
Now lemme show you where to put that hand
My little red engine says

Pink:
I think I can I think I can

Peaches:
I got your coochy-coo
how 'bout you?

Pink:
I got your coochy-coo too

Jorja回来接着拍CSI了，在潇洒的冲浪渡假后，在参加各个或政治或慈善或好莱坞的活动之后，也正好在我神经恢复大条的时侯，这自然是个好消息，虽然目前爆料的是一个手可以数过来的回归五集，可这又有什么重要的呢？重要的是，那个修长的棕发女人回来了，她会讪讪的笑，会皱着眉头小口抿咖啡，会嘶哑的说话，在每句话尾来个怀疑语气的升调，会左右摇晃着踱开。。。怎么说呢，真他妈的酷极了。

我的右手放着喜力，这样看来某个时期的我也回归了，不过如果我说只是不想浪费几瓶啤酒或者我只是饿了，那是没有人会相信的，好吧，我承认那也是为了某种眩晕的感觉，还有，在JF排戏的时候，小道消息说的，她爱在休息时间和剧组来罐喜力呢！当然最令人兴奋和津津乐道的是她房车里的吉他吧。还有烟，不要忘了烟。还曾有段时期我会考虑点不点着或者是以怎么的姿态去点着烟呢，很高兴这是不需要的回归的，我是不需要这些的。

关于我为什么要写如上这些。

刚看完Raymond CHANDLER的Farewell my loverly,又记着去年看的他的漫长的告别，我不知道是他的文风呢还是翻译英文所固有的调调（看看你自己搞过的那些，调子很象呢），总之我是喜欢极了这种句式，代词，形容副词，动词，补语，几个副词，突然跳开的似乎同步却又无关但实际连贯的描叙，回旋似的修饰句和分层次的描叙，实在是迷人的很呢。

上次Dolores O‘Riordan莫名取消演唱会后，就一直没什么她的消息了（主要也是我没注意看啊），今天在VIRGIN RADIO上听到熟悉的声音不熟悉的歌，一GOOGLER果然是她出新专辑了，买先，正式出版是8月24号。

这张专辑的造型年轻很多，怎么看得出她是4个孩子的母亲？哈哈，还记得上一次在法国采访里。她用勉强的法语纠正主持人，是4个孩子不是三个啦！其实还是忒喜欢她金发的造型啊。

这些时在玩开心网，结果发现自己是个十足的农民，每天守着几块地种得好开心，牛啊羊啊养的好开心，有钱了就买房，还弄得山山水水花花绿绿。可真的农民哪有这么清闲。我梦着一亩三分地。

总是很碰巧的一下子听到超符合心境的歌

又或是只留意听到符合心境的歌

 

Persephone's Bees - Nice Day

 

 

 

Hallelujah

stop and stare

when will Jesus find us here

could we survive

how can you pretend to know

who you are or where you will go

when you just get by

and dream，dreaming all the time away

and dream，dreaming all you time away

当13在病房里守着SPENCER，这首背景歌配上演员的互动，真是很令人感动。让人失望的是结果SPENCER并没有患上绝症，这似乎是个天大的好消息，但的确如13所说‘I’m so along, she doesn’t go anyway’—这是不公平的，她什么问题都没有了，而我却还要在这里绝望下去。

I, what did I say

Cause I, can’t remember your name
And breathe...
And I, don’t know what you once said,
And now, look what you do,
I’m free...
To say, what you wanted was mine
Not free, don't stop it's the end,
I’m tired... of it,
But not to one's self,

A place, I couldn't change,
There's more, it's hard to explain,
For me...
So smile, there's no time to reflect,
To fall, from secrets like these,
I’m free...
To say, what you wanted was mine,
Not free, don't stop it's the end,
I’m tired....of it

But not to one's self, I'm tired of it
But not to one's self...

To say, what you wanted was mine,
Not free, dont stop its the end,
I’m tired....of it,
But not to ones self, I'm tired of it
But not to ones self......

长期担任爸爸助手的Jennifer Lynch曾在1993独立导演过一部电影Boxing Helena，结果被称为‘女儿比爸爸更变态’，潜水十五年后，Jennifer Lynch卷上爸爸用顺的演员Bill Pulman（lost highway） 和Julia Ormond(Inland Empire)又回来了---这就是SURVEILLANCE.

既然逃不过FILLE DE的命运，Jennifer的电影风格也多多少少受了David Lynch的影响，暴力与鲜血，神经质的人物，抽象的回放画面。。。比较有特点的是，她的血腥画面处理的很干净，一些定景中风景和人物的构图、仰视镜头都很赞，呵呵，也是个超级自恋的人啊。

作为一个女人，拍出如此的电影也算是特立独行。

虽然我一向无所谓剧透不剧透，但实在不想透这部电影——与David Lynch的电影画面晦涩故事线紊乱无法叙述相反，SURVEILLANCE主线清晰，更容易看懂，却在画面、音乐、故事进展上更玩弄观众的神经，就如果经过了一场一小时二十分悠长、时徐时缓，经常恰到好处的前戏，最后的高潮来得异常深刻。

Sharleen Spiteri丢开TAXES自己出了张新专辑《Melody》，应该是我最近太不听新歌了，竟然今天才知道，好在正式出版是7月14日，我知道得还不算晚得太失败。

于是恍然大悟这些天路上让我侧目不已的就是她的新专辑海报，（再次相信本道的直觉，PS，今天做了个小心理测试，就是INFP职业性格--内向-直觉-情感-知觉型—恩，扯得有点远）SS造型也变得太干脆了！上次出CARVANE GIRL也是的，我看着MTV都楞是没认出来。但她的声音是独特的，不会让人错过。

这张专辑风格比之TAXES有了很大的转变，不过主打歌All The Times I Cried还是很TAXES’s SS的，且还是一听就很上耳。

来感叹一下她的新造型吧！

买正版影碟的好处是什么？BONUS！

YOUTUBE的好处是什么？不乏达人往上面贴BONUS！

HOUSE M.D的BONUS有点小绝，它推出了女主角的VALLEY GIRL版，观众们有福了。

先补充一下知识（注解详见wikipedia），Valley girl, 或简称Val, 起源于1970年代的美国圣费伦多（San Fernando Valley area of Los Angeles, California）对该区女性居民的别称. 一般被如此称呼的女人都是外表给人感觉愚笨, 性慾极强, 打扮夸张及喜欢购物的金发姑娘. Val的群体中存在着一种特别的美式英语方言--Valspeak, 都是用简单的单字以强调句子的语气.

比如：

As if

lit. "as if" except it does not use a subject; expresses disbelief

Whatever!

short for "whatever you say"; sarcastic comeback

Betch

lit. "Bitch"

Totally

"I agree" or "completely"; Meaning: "very" or "really"

Usage: Can be used anywhere in a sentence, even in syntactically awkward positions (e.g. before verbs)

Examples: "I totally paused!", "He so totally said that to her!"

Like, oh my God

can be used many ways; expresses shock (OMG for short)

"like" ("I was like" means "I said")

Usage: Quotative particle.

Example: "She was like 'oh my gawd you have to see this', but I was like, 'shut up!

I’m suuure! or I'm so sure

"I'm absolutely positive", but usually used sarcastically

Betty

An attractive woman.

Gnarly

off the hook, totally extreme - good or bad

So

Very; Used too often and said with too much emphasis

"totally", "so totally", "Totes"

duh!

Meaning: "Everybody knows that!", "Obviously!", etc.

Usage: Usually said with heavy emphasis, often while rolling your eyes. Commonly begins a sentence or phrase, or is its own sentence.

Example: "Haven't I heard that before?" "Duh, it's like a famous quote!"

so, like, OK, you know, or something

Usage: Usually used as fillers with no particular meaning.

Example: "So OK, I was totally like, you know, 'I have no idea' or something!"

"I know right?!"

An interrobang of agreement.

Example: Person1: "Ugh, those UGGs are so 2005" / Person2: "I know right?"

 

来看看Cuddy和Cameron是怎么VALLEY GIRL的吧！

连接：http://youtube.com/watch?v=gwaJrmJ1DKA&feature=related （不好意思，还不知道怎么直接帖） 

 

205 - DADDY'S BOY中的一个场景

原版：

Cameron: Where's Stacy?

Cuddy: Err... speaking at a Conference in Baltimore, why? what do you need?
Cameron: Can I ask an opinion on a patient? House wants me to lie to the kid to get him in here.
Cuddy: Well then you'll be the one getting the (supina?)
Cameron: Well we do need to diagnosis his friend.
Cuddy: Take the test to the kid.
Cameron: There is no test, House just wants to look at it.
Cuddy: Then take House to "it".
Cameron: Yeah, like that's going to happen.
Cuddy: Tell House his parents called. Said they were coming? in early. He'll go anywhere just to avoid them [walks into her office]
Cameron: So it's ok to lie to House but not to a patient.
Cuddy: [smug] Yep!
[Cameron's beeper starts beeping]

改版：

Cameron : Where’s Stacy ?

Cuddy : She’s, like, totally in Baltimore. Like, I don’t even know speaking or something. This is really complicated.

Cameron : Can I like subpoena a patient ? Cause House, like, wants me to, like, lie to him to get him here.

Cuddy : Duh !Then you’d like be totally the lier.

Cameron : Well, there’s like no test.He just wants to, like, look at it.

Cuddy : Well, like take a test to it and what’s ‘it’ anyway ?

Cameron : Like House is gonna do that ?

Cuddy : You know, you need to, like, call House’s dad and mom...Or, no, tell him that they called that’d be really funny, and then, like,say that they’re coming early and he will,like,totally freak out and he’ll,like,totally go anywhere that you say.

Cameron : So, wait, like I can, like, lie to House bit like not lie to a patient.

Cuddy : Totally.

Cameron : That’s Hot !

除了台词典型的VAL，两个演员的表演也入V三分啊！THAT’S HOT !!

 

Dr. foreman: isn't treating patients why we became doctors?
医治病人难道不是我们成为医生的原因吗?
House: no, treating illnesses is why we became doctors. treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable.
不,医治疾病才是我们做医生的原因,医治病人则是医生痛苦的根源.

House: people don't want a sick doctor.
人们不喜欢生病的医生.
Dr. wilson: that's fair enough, i don't like healthy patients.
那很公平,我也不喜欢健康的病人.

House: what would you prefer - a doctor who holds your hand while you die or who ignores you while youget better?i guess it would particularly suck to have a doctor who ignores you while you die.
哪种医生你比较喜欢-在你临死时会陪在你身边的医生或者是当你病情好转后不再搭理你的医生?我猜你最讨厌的是当你快死的时候不再搭理你的医生.

Dan's mother: how can you just sit there?（责怪他不去给DAN检查）
你怎么能就这么坐在那边?
House: if i eat standing up, i spill.
如果我站着吃东西,就会洒出来.

House: another reason i don't like meeting patients. if they don't know what you look like, they can't yell at you.
我不喜欢见病人的另一个原因就是,如果他们不知道你的样子,他们就没法冲你大吼大叫.

Dr. wilson: you will lie, cheat and steal to get what you want, but you're incapable of kissing a little ass?
你为了得到你要的结果可以坑蒙拐骗,无所不用,怎么就不能稍稍拍拍马屁呢?
House: well, we all have our limitations.
恩，人总是有缺点的.

House: no, there is not a thin line between love and hate. there is a great wall of china with armed sentries posted every 20' between love and hate.
爱与恨并非只有一线之隔,爱与恨之间隔着一道十步一岗,五步一哨的中国长城.

House: lift up your arms. you have a parasite.
抬起你的手臂,你体内有个寄生虫.

jill: like a tapeworm or something?
你是说象绦虫一类的东西?
House: lie back and lift up your sweater.you can put your arms down.
撩起你的毛衣,躺下,把手放下来
jill: can you do anything about it?
你能除掉它吗?
House: only for about a month or so. after that it becomes illegal to remove, except in a couple of states.
在大多数洲里,除掉超过一个月大的这种寄生虫是非法的.
jill: illegal?
非法的?
House: don’t worry. many women learn to embrace this parasite. they name it, Dress it up in tiny clothes, arrange playdates with other parasites...
别担心,很多女人都会喜欢她们的寄生虫,给它起名字,穿衣服,还让它和其他的寄生虫一起玩.
jill: playdates…
House: (showing her sonogram) it has your eyes.
它的眼睛很象你(这位女士怀孕了)

Dr. House: the most successful marriages are based on lies. you're off to a great start.
成功的婚姻都是谎言的基础上建立起来的,你已经开了个好头.

Dr. wilson: i'm still amazed you're in the same room as a patient.
真令我惊讶,你居然还和患者呆在一间屋子里.
House: people don't bother me until they get teeth.
没长牙的小家伙我倒不怕.

House: what do you know about the nun?
你对那个修女有什么看法?
Dr. Chase: which one?
哪一个?
House: the cute one. i think she likes me. the sick one, obviously.
漂亮的那个,我想她喜欢上我了. 当然是生病的那个!!!!

House: it turns out your best judgment is not good enough. here's an idea - next time, use mine
事实证明你最有把握的诊断还是不够好,不如这样吧,下次试试我的主意.

luke: is this a good hospital?
这家医院好吗?
House: depends on what you mean by "good". i like the chairs.
这得看你对好医院的定义了,我喜欢这里的椅子.

House: as long as you're trying to be good, you can do whatever you want.
只要你尽力了,就表示你可以做任何你想做的事情

Dr. wilson: and as long as you're not trying, you can say whatever you want.
只要你不去尽力,你就可以说任何你想说的话.
House: so between us, we can do whatever we want. we can rule the world!
那么说我们两个人加起来就做任何事,说任何话了，我们可以一起统治世界了.

Dr. wilson: i love my wife.
House: you certainly love saying it.

House: you told me you hadn't changed your diet or exercise. were you lying?
samantha: lying?
House: does your husband have high blood pressure?
samantha: my husband?
House: yeah, see, if you're going to repeat everything i say, this conversation's going to take twice as long.

House: so what's her name and when do i get to meet her?
她的名字叫什么,我什么时候能见到她?(盘问wilson的约会对象)
Dr. wilson: there's nobody! give it up!
别瞎猜了,根本没这回事
House: your lips say no, but your shoes say yes.
你嘴上说不,可你的鞋子泄露了真相(wilson换了双漂亮的新鞋)
Dr. wilson: they're french. you can't trust a word they say.
它们是法国货,法国人的话一句都不能信.

 

Dr. foreman: why are you riding on me?
你为什么对我这么刻薄?
House: it's what i do. has it gotten worse lately?
我就是这样子,最近我变得更厉害了吗?
Dr. foreman: yeah. seems to me.
对我来说是的.
House: really? well, that rules out the race thing. you were just as black last week.
真的吗?那么肯定不是种族歧视的原因了,你还和上周一样的黑.

Dr. cameron: i'll check into it.
Dr. foreman: i'll make the call.
Dr. Chase: i'll keep the kid alive. for a while at least.
House: i'll have lunch.

House: i assume "minimal at best" is your stiff upper lip british way of saying "no chance in hell"?
我认为你说的"有可能"就是"根本没指望了"的英国表达方式.
Dr. Chase: i'm australian.

我是澳大利亚人
House: you put the queen on your money. you're british.
你们把女王的头像印在钱币上,你们就是英国人.

House: you're certainly boss. like a wet tongue sticks to Dry ice.

House: like i always say, there's no ‘i' in team. but there is ‘me' if you jumble it up.
象我常说的,团队里没有我存在,不过要是你把它打乱了,倒是有个me存在.

Dr. cameron: yeah, i i trusted you.
House: you always trust me. that's a big mistake.

House: i take risks - sometimes patients die. but not taking risks causes more patients to die. so i guess my biggest problem is i've been cursed with the ability to do the math.
我承担风险,有时病人会死,但如果我不冒风险,更多的病人会死,所以我最大的毛病就是我已经学会了算术.

Dr. cuddy: answer me.
House: nothing i could say is going to change how you feel, and nothing could come out of your reaction that is going to change what i plan to do. so i prefer to say nothing.
不管我说什么都不会改变你的想法,不管你说什么都不会改变我的做法,所以我宁可什么也不说.

(对一黑人议员患者）
House: You’re not going to be President either way - they don’t call it the White House because of the paint job
你无论如何都成不了总统的,白宫之所以叫白宫可不是因为它是给漆成白色的. 

Dr. foreman: you know, House shouldn't even be here!
Dr. Chase: because he said something inappropriate? if we sent him home every time he did that, he'd never be here. we wouldn't even need his office.

Dr. wilson: she's beautiful!
House: she's beautiful so i should do it? what kind of logic is that?!?
Dr. wilson: the envious, jealous 'i'm married and i can't do anything' logic!
Dr. wilson: she's hot so she's a hooker? what kind of pathetic logic is that?
House: the envious, jealous 'i never got any in high school' logic. hello?!?

 

House: But I have a theory. There is one chemical that, if ingested, it causes a person’s estrogen level to increase dramatically.
我有个理论,有一种药品被服用后会导致病人体内的雌激素水平大幅上升.
Bill: What is it?　　

那是什么?

House: It’s called...estrogen.　　

雌激素 

  

House: i always say if you’re going to get shot, do it in a hospital.
我总是说如果你要挨枪子的话，最好的地方还得是在医院里。（近水楼台先得月）

House: sevens marry sevens, nines marry nines, fours marry fours. maybe there’s some wiggle room if there's enough money or if somebody got pregnant. but you’ve got at least three points on your husband and your frock says he didn't do it for the money and your breasts say you haven't had any kids.
judy: so you figure my marriage is a mathematical error.
House： 龙配龙，凤配凤，乌龟配王八。如果某人有钱或是怀孕的话可能还有点灵活的空间，可是你至少比你丈夫高3分，而你的外套说明你不缺钱，而你的胸脯又说明你还没有生育过。
judy： 所以你认为我的婚姻是个概率学上的错误。

House: here's how life works: you either get to ask for an apology or you get to shoot people. not both
House： 我的哲学是：你要么要求别人道歉，要么射他两枪，不能两样都要。（应该先让人道歉再开枪而不是反之）

Dr. cameron: she’s a katrina victim.
House: she's better than crandall – he’s a katrina victim victim
cameron： 她是katrina台风的受害者。
House： 她比crandall好多了，他是katrina台风受害者的受害者。

House: ideas are not soda cans. recycling sucks. give me something new and shiny.
House： 主意可不象可乐罐一样可以循环利用，给我点新鲜的。

Dr. foreman: (about his father) he's not proud of me, he's proud of jesus. everything i do right is god's work, everything i do wrong is my own damn fault.
foreman： 他才不会为我感到骄傲，他是为耶酥而骄傲，我做对的每件事都是上帝的功劳，我做错的每件事都tmd是我自己的错。

Dr. cuddy: (to House) i can’t even imagine the backward logic you used to rationalize shooting a corpse.
House: well if i shot a live person there's a lot more paperwork.
cuddy： 我都无法想象你怎么跟我“合理”的解释射击一具尸体这件事。
House： 恩，如果我开枪射个活人的话会有更多的文件要处理。

(doing introductions)
House: wilson! this is Dry cleaner guy. tax accountant. guy from the bus stop. this is wilson.
Dry cleaner: how come he gets a name?
House: seniority.
House：（House家的打牌聚会）wilson，这位是干洗店员，这个是税务会计，公车司机，这位是wilson
干洗店员： 怎么就这家伙有名字？
House：他比你们的资格老。

Dr. Chase: you're going to talk to a patient?
House: god talks to him. it'd be arrogant of me to assume i'm better than god.
Chase：你打算和这个病人谈话？（这可真不象House啊）
House：连上帝都和他谈话，我还没有傲慢到认为自己比上帝还强的地步。（也差不了多少了）

House: god ever talk to you when you were in the seminary?
Dr. Chase: ummm... no.
House: god's loss, our gain.
House：在神学院的时候上帝和你交谈过吗？
Chase：没有
House：那可是上帝的损失啊，倒是便宜我们了。

House: no - you talk to god, you're religious. god talks to you - you're psychotic.
House： 你和上帝交谈，你是基督徒，上帝和你交谈，你是精神病。

Dr. Chase: i vote for neurofibromitosis.
House: why?
Dr. Chase: because the other choices suck worse.
Chase：我认为病人得的是neurofibromitosis（别问我这是啥东东）
House：为什么？
Chase：因为其他的选项要糟糕的多。

(House stops foreman from writing on the whiteboard)
House: sorry, there's a reason they call it the whiteboard. it's not my rule.
House：（阻止foreman往白板上写字） 对不起，人们叫这个做“白”板是有原因的。

ronald: i assume House is a great doctor?
Dr. Chase: why would you assume that?
ronald: because if you’re that big a jerk you’re either great or unemployed.
ronald：我猜House是个名医。
Chase：为什么你会这么想？
ronald：因为象他那么混的人如果不是特别有本事的话肯定找不到饭碗的。

House: (discussing alex's breasts) two clinic hours says that those love apples are handcrafted by god.
Dr. foreman: i thought you didn't believe in god.
House: i do now.
House：这两个小时的诊断我确定了一件事，她的乳房是上帝的杰作。
foreman：我以为你不信上帝的。
House：现在我信了。

Dr. foreman: House! you can't do this!
House: oh, if i had a nickel for every time i've heard that.
foreman：House，你不能这么做。
House：噢，如果每次我听到这话能得到一角钱的话，我早成百万富翁了。

Dr. Chase:we’ve got an mri scheduled in twenty minutes. earliest foreman could get the machine
House: i teach you to lie and cheat and steal, and as soon as my back is turned you wait in line?
Chase：我们的mri排在二十分钟以后，这已经是foreman的最大努力了。
House；我教了你们那么多的坑蒙拐骗，我刚一走开你们就去老老实实的排队？

Dr. wilson: do you know your phone’s dead? do you ever recharge your batteries?
House: they recharge? i just buy new phones.
wison：你知道你的手机关机了吗？难道你就不会去充电吗？
House；手机还能充电啊？我每次都是再去买个新手机。

Dr. Chase: gambling doesn’t take away (House’s) pain.
House: it does when i win.
Chase：赌博并不能消除你的病痛。
House： 我赢的话就可以。

Stacy: if Chase screwed up so badly, why didn’t you fire him?
House: he has great hair.
Stacy: what are you hiding?
House: i’m gay. oh…that’s not what you meant. it does explain a lot though. no girlfriend, always with wilson, obsession with sneakers…
Stacy：如果是Chase搞砸了，为什么你不炒了他？
House：他的头发很漂亮。
Stacy：你到底在隐瞒什么？
House：我是同性恋，哦，那不是你想问的。不过没有女友，老和WILSON在一起，总是穿运动鞋。。。

 

Lola：你的脸臭的仿佛额头上贴了个“离我远点”的标签。 
Dr.House：我早就吩咐他们在我的门上挂这么一块牌子了。



Wison：如果你有钱，为什么还要问我借？ 
Dr.House：我不是真的缺钱，我只是想知道你会不会借给我，自从去年我向你借了40美圆后，我就一直让欠款的数目保持增长，这只是一个测试你的忍耐程度的小实验
Wison：你--你用如此俗不可耐的方法衡量我们之间的友谊？ 
Dr.House：足足5000美圆啊---你没什么可害臊的。  

Dr.House的妈妈打电话来，他的三个手下都很惊讶
Dr.House就解释说那是安吉莉娜·朱莉，这样叫更加性感
后来三个人讨论House的爸妈
Chase说House居然有父母
Cameron说不知道是House痛苦一点还是他爸妈痛苦一点
Foreman说House小时候要么特别能打，要么特别能跑

Dr.House：当人们有头脑/胯部的毛病，结果通常都是一边使用得太多，而另一边太少......
Cameron不安的侧目Chase...... 

Wison：把Stacy送走太明智了，对你来讲真是再好不过的结果（WISON认为HOUSE的腿疼是心理疼，与Stacy的离开有关系）
Dr.House：听着，这事和Stacy一点关系都没有！
Wison：对，自从她离开，你的生活完全脱轨，是好大一个巧合啊，包括偏头痛，腿痛加剧......
(Wison还没说完，HOUSE用拐杖狠狠地打了Wison腿一下，Wison惨叫)
Dr.House：啊？哦？你也想念Stacy吗？

2008童谣 
 
今年的雪，特别的大，
爸爸还有妈妈，回不了家。

 

有群坏人，来把人吓，
烧了我的学校，砸我的花。

 

那个喇嘛，叽里呱啦，
长鼻子的洋人，假装眼瞎。

 

巴黎铁塔，伦敦警察，
抱火炬的姐姐，人见人夸。

 

汽笛嘟嘟，铁轨哗哗，
去天堂的列车，还没到达。

 

龙又翻身，大地垮塌，
教室的瓦砾下，埋了童话。

 

重重的墙，将老师压，
我们在他身下，都很听话。

 

没过很久，听到喇叭，
外面有个爷爷，叫我别怕。

 

叔叔的手，使劲地挖，
解放军的飞机，送我回家。

 

经过灾难，我已长大，
永远不会忘记，二零零八.

太开心了，我的PROJECTEUR之梦完成了二分之一，虽然剩下的二分之一要完成难度更高（需要一个大的房间和一个更强的投影仪），虽然收到的INFOCUS IN1和先前网上搜索到的介绍不大一样，虽然家里成了盘丝洞到处都是线，虽然还得再另配DVD和它之间的连接线，虽然这么多虽然，当大大的图象出现在墙上，而且这种小资感比从大屏幕电视里获得到的更小资的时候，还是禁不住的开心啊。。。啊哈哈哈哈哈

S01E09

TONY说GIBBS的权限可以看到51区的死外星人，那是他自己打死的。

S01E10

DUCKY说没有尸体我怎么工作？GIBBS说那你就去找一个。（支开DUCKY因为他很罗嗦。）

DUCKY说你想要知道死亡时间，那得给我在这个残肢上找到个肝脏。

S02E16

ABBY：‘我们一起处理这个，JIM。’PALMAR：‘PLEASE CALLE ME JIM。’，ABBY：‘我就是这样叫你的啊。’（JIM在流口水，没注意ABBY叫他什么。）

S02E18

FORLLENE和GIBBS审问犯人，MCGEE问他们是不是扮黑白脸？BAD CAP AND GOOD CAP，KATE回答他们是扮‘黑脸’和‘更黑脸’，BAD CAP AND WORST CAP。

S03E12

GIBBS质疑‘上个星期装的船怎么过了一个星期你才知道？’XX回答‘你应该和法国人合作过吧！’（看得我狂点头举四肢表示同意。）

S03E21

有人想杀ABBY，ABBY说为什么呢？我想不出来有什么人。。。OH，TONY，这个我能想到。

ABBY说她和前男友之间‘有点失去控制’，TONY说你申请了法庭禁止令，ABBY只好承认说‘是完全失去控制’。

MCGEE让ABBY不要给任何人开门，ABBY无所谓，MCGEE就威胁她说是再给任何人随便开门就把她绑起来，ABBY很向往的问‘真的？’

S03E22

ABBY（穿得很怪）‘我怎么觉得大家都在看我呢？’，MCGEE‘他们就是在看你！’

S04E05

ABBY看见GIBBS胡子剃了，说‘我不喜欢你脸上无毛光光。’GIBBS说我还有眉毛呢，ABBY：‘GOOD ANSWER。’后来又说死者的四角裤和GIBBS是一样的，GIBBS不屑，说你在套我的话啊。ABBY很兴奋的问：‘比基尼？四角？还是不穿？’

ZIVA：‘I’M NOT BLOW YOU AGAIN！’（ZIVA向钻石吹气以试真伪，如果是真钻石的，气会很快消失。TONY叫她再吹一吹。）

S04E07

ZIVA说GIBBS刚刚遇到了他的FUTURE EX FEMME（未来前妻）。

S04E08

MCGEE说每个女人都应该有手袋，（这里死者是没有滴），ZIVA质疑‘那你看我有过手袋？’MCGEE‘那你不是。。。’又忙着解释‘不，我不是说你不是女人，我是说你不是普通的女人’在ZIVA的怒视下，他只好承认，不是所有女人都有手袋。

S04E13

JENNY说（陆军调查处的）MANN要在GIBBS领导下办案，这是她和MANN的上司丢硬币决定的。

S04E14

JENNY说（我对她掌握的资料）足够让我喜欢她了，如果她不是个军火商的话。

 

J’étais la tu vois lui à côte de moi
On avait 6 ans
on jouait comme des enfants au docteur
Au docteur
J’étais la je voyais sur son corps les plaies les marques les bleus
J’en croyais pas mes yeux
Mes yeux
Et lui qui me disait j’suis un dur
Tu vois les brûlures la sur mes bras
J’les sens pas
J’les sens pas
J’étais la j’ai rien dis
Et puis j’suis parti de chez lui
Si j’y suis retournée
Plus jamais
Plus jamais
J’étais la comme lui j’avais 15 ans à peine
On était dans la cave chez ses parents
Je l’aimais tant
Faut dire qu’il était beau mais il se piquait mon héros a l’hero
J’étais la quand sa mère est venue me dire
C’est fini- on l’enterre lundi
Lundi
J’ai pleuré bien sur j’ai pleuré
puis j’ai recommencé à traîner dehors
Dehors
J’étais la en octobre 80 après la bombe copernick
Oui J’étais à la manif
Avec tous mes copains
J’étais la c’est vrai quand n’y comprenais rien
Mais on trouvait sa bien
Sa bien
Oui j’étais la pour aider pour le sida les sans papiers
J’ai chanté
Chanté
Sur que j’étais la pour faire la fête !
Et j’ai levé mon verre a ceux qui n’ont plus rien
Encore un verre on n’y peut rien
J’étais la devant ma télé a 20 heures
J’ai vu le monde s’agité
S’agité
J’étais la juste au retour de la somalie du Bengladesh et du Rwanda
J’étais-la
J’ai bien vu le sort que le Nord réserve au sud
Qui a compris le mépris !J’étais la pour compter les morts
J’étais la et je n’ai rien fait
Et je n’ai rien fait
J’étais-la pourtant
J’étais la et je n’ai rien fait

天啊，终于等到我的CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 4 Hard Evidence 的Wii版了，这可算是我去年给自己的生日礼物，晚到了5个月，就象前年的Wii姗姗来迟一样。在本作中可以使用更多的检查道具，有移动车库实验室（不过太简陋了，一查关键东西就要回LAB）,还有专门用来查找汽车或摩托等交通工具留下的线索的车库（SARA经常呆的地方哦）。在寻找线索的途中也能够有更多种的迷你游戏可以挑战，听上去很诱人啊。它的3D制作也比第3集Dimensions of murder里更逼真了。

 

目前已出的CSI LV四款是：

2003 Crime Scene Investigation (PC,Mac,Xbox)

2004 Crime Scene Investigation：2 Dark motive 黑暗动机 Meuteres à Las Vegas (PC,NDS)

2006  Crime Scene Investigation：3 Dimensions of Murder 谋杀的三维 (PC,PS2)

2007 Crime Scene Investigation：4 Hard Evidence 铁证如山 Morts programées (PC,Xbox 360,Wii)

 

C'est mieux que Dieu

c'est pire que le diable

Les pauvres en ont

Les riches en ont besoin

Et si l'on mange,on meurt

 

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