大道.La voie

绿卡名额就是卵子
申请人就是精子
不过精子数目远远超过卵子
每月排期就是月经
奥本海默就是卵巢
VB就是子宫
每个月到了那几天，没排卵的话，大家就一遍遍的刷子宫
有一次卵巢被大家逼急了，排卵期紊乱，排了又拿回去
于是精子们上街游行，卵巢只好再次排卵
卵巢生气了，说：你们要玩3P可以，不过要步调一致才行
精子们能跟卵子遇上的可能性是随机的
有的遇上了，就好像早早孕试纸那样，喊“绿了!”
没遇上的只好算了，下个月继续努力
有的精子比较惨，锻炼了很久的身体，结果发现进了BEC，大叫一声：shit!
更多的精子凑在一起，互相鼓励：你看，过了眼前这层杜蕾斯，卵子就到手了
国会的议员说了，要在这层杜蕾斯上戳三个洞呢
不过他们进进出出的，爽完了就软了
精子里有干劲的说：我们来到这里，不就是为了跟卵子结合吗？
也有的精子哭了，说：我现在只能算半个人了

--
I asked God:    Question - What the hell is USCIS doing?
God replied:    Son, Hell is Satan's domain, go ask him.
I asked Satan:  What the fucking job is USCIS doing?
Satan replied:  How did you know USCIS is fucking in Hell? That is supposed to be FBI top secret!
I asked FBI:    What is the stupid USCIS doing?
FBI replied:    Who is USCIS? I need to run a name check on this fella.

You were in a room, no doors no windows, how did you get out?

---Same way I got in.

 

You were in a room, no doors no windows, there’s a chainsaw and a table, how did you get out?

---You cut up the table in half with the chainsaw, two halfs make a whole (hole),how you go.

 

 

 

 

不多说了，看歌词吧（全版本的），还有感兴趣的可以去查查PEACHES这个神人。我只能无语。

oh my God

Pink:
Put me on the table
Make me say your name
If I can't remember
Then give me all your pain
I can sit and listen
Or I can make you scream
Kiss it and make it better
Just put your trust in me

Oh my God, go a little slower
Oh my God, what was that again
L da da, let me feel you baby
Let me in, 'cause I understand
Let me feel you baby
'Cause I understand

Peaches:
I understand all
Now climb my sugar walls
Problem solved it's dissolved
with the solvent known as spit
Lickity lick not too quick it's a
Slick ride make my mink slide
'Cause we're all pink inside

Pink:
This can be really easy
It doesn't have to be hard
Here baby let me show you
I'll have ya, climbing up the walls
You got all the problems (you got all the problems)
I think that I can solve (I'll be your therapy)
Why don't you come in here baby
Why don't we sit and talk

Oh my God, go a little slower
Oh my God, what was that again
L da da, let me feel you baby
Let me in, 'cause I understand
Let me feel you baby
'Cause I understand

Peaches:
You like the top and the bottom
You made a drop and then caught 'em
And when you rock then you've got 'em
Oh my God 'em oh my God 'em

Pink:
Let me feel you baby
'Cause I understand

Peaches:
You like the top and the bottom
You made a drop and then caught 'em
And when you rock then you've got 'em
Oh my God 'em oh my God 'em

Pink:
Let me feel you baby
'Cause I understand

Peaches:
I understand
Now lemme show you where to put that hand
My little red engine says

Pink:
I think I can I think I can

Peaches:
I got your coochy-coo
how 'bout you?

Pink:
I got your coochy-coo too

Jorja回来接着拍CSI了，在潇洒的冲浪渡假后，在参加各个或政治或慈善或好莱坞的活动之后，也正好在我神经恢复大条的时侯，这自然是个好消息，虽然目前爆料的是一个手可以数过来的回归五集，可这又有什么重要的呢？重要的是，那个修长的棕发女人回来了，她会讪讪的笑，会皱着眉头小口抿咖啡，会嘶哑的说话，在每句话尾来个怀疑语气的升调，会左右摇晃着踱开。。。怎么说呢，真他妈的酷极了。

我的右手放着喜力，这样看来某个时期的我也回归了，不过如果我说只是不想浪费几瓶啤酒或者我只是饿了，那是没有人会相信的，好吧，我承认那也是为了某种眩晕的感觉，还有，在JF排戏的时候，小道消息说的，她爱在休息时间和剧组来罐喜力呢！当然最令人兴奋和津津乐道的是她房车里的吉他吧。还有烟，不要忘了烟。还曾有段时期我会考虑点不点着或者是以怎么的姿态去点着烟呢，很高兴这是不需要的回归的，我是不需要这些的。

关于我为什么要写如上这些。

刚看完Raymond CHANDLER的Farewell my loverly,又记着去年看的他的漫长的告别，我不知道是他的文风呢还是翻译英文所固有的调调（看看你自己搞过的那些，调子很象呢），总之我是喜欢极了这种句式，代词，形容副词，动词，补语，几个副词，突然跳开的似乎同步却又无关但实际连贯的描叙，回旋似的修饰句和分层次的描叙，实在是迷人的很呢。

上次Dolores O‘Riordan莫名取消演唱会后，就一直没什么她的消息了（主要也是我没注意看啊），今天在VIRGIN RADIO上听到熟悉的声音不熟悉的歌，一GOOGLER果然是她出新专辑了，买先，正式出版是8月24号。

这张专辑的造型年轻很多，怎么看得出她是4个孩子的母亲？哈哈，还记得上一次在法国采访里。她用勉强的法语纠正主持人，是4个孩子不是三个啦！其实还是忒喜欢她金发的造型啊。